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When: Saturday 8 PM
Military Science Theater 3000 continues the tradition of bringing bad movies to
good people. This year the popular cult event returns featuring two of the
absolutely worst military/historical movies ever made, courtesy of Sinister
Cinema films, for your edification and evisceration.
For those of you "not in the know," this is where we take these turkeys and
open them up to the audience to hoot, holler, hurl insults (but no beer bottles
please) at the screen, cut up, make wise-cracks, innuendo, and anything
generally outrageous that will lampoon, poke fun, and make these turkeys
even more ridiculous... That is, just what you'd LIKE to do at a regular
movie theater but would get thrown out for. In the past we've had such
terrible movies like one that had Hercules helping the Medieval Poles against
the Mongols, A secret submarine base staffed by renegade American gangsters,
and the god Thor abducted by Amazon women! "Gee half my sexual fantasies start
out this way Otto!" quipped one of our attendees for that one! So you can see
that the material we deal with will never get an Oscar!
For those of you in the know – well what can I say – you know the drill! Come and
have yuks and have fun at the "room behind the bar" (how appropriate for this crowd!)
So bring all the wise-crack withdrawal and acerbic angst of two years and don't
forget the beer, and come and have fun.
ONE WORD OF CAUTION! The first movie we show is straight G! The second will
be PG! However the audience is triple XXX toxic – so bad that even I'm occassionally
embarrassed! So if your a
political correct, caring, sharing, sensitive soul who is easily offended by
ANYTHING this is NOT for you. Parents of youngsters under 18 are advised that this
is NOT a baby-sitting event or an event for children. Persons who are rigorously
historical in their miniatures gaming and can't bear to see the minor inaccuracies
in uniform and facing in say – Waterloo – are advised that this will be even more
jarring to their sensibilities.
The event is sponsored by the Society of Daisy, and is hosted by Otto Schmidt and
Mike Hillsgrove, and as in all years, the movies themselves are secret until show
time. But we can assure you they are absolutely AWFUL! They are also very rare. Most
copies were burned by the actors who were ashamed to appear in them.
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